Roald Dahl

'I do actually happen to know how to make tortoises grow faster, if that's really what you want.'

'Did you hear that, Mr. Fox!  It's not over yet!  We're not going home till we've strung you up, dead as a dingbat!'  

To the Gregg family, hunting is just plain fun. To the girl who lives next door, it's just plain horrible. She tries to be polite. She tries to talk them out of it, but the Greggs only laugh at her. Then one day the Greggs go too far, and the little...

Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything—except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on...

Where did Roald Dahl get all of his wonderful ideas for stories? From his own life, of course! As full of excitement and the unexpected as his world-famous, best-selling books, Roald Dahl's tales of his own childhood are completely fascinating and...

A life is made up of a great number of small incidents and small number of great ones.